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I tried to have my AI agent build me a presentation from scratch. It gave up halfway through and bought this template pack instead. Even the agents know.

Bought the Project Binder. Laminated everything. Including the page that said "do not laminate this."

The cover sticky note that reads "I asked, and yes, we CAN laminate it" is now my entire personality.

Gym Franchise Kit absolutely shipped. Hired five new staff. Junior Trainer (Intern) is losing on purpose exactly as instructed. Brand has never been stronger.

Badge inventory: still 6. Type coverage staffing chart: airtight. Five stars. Praise Kier. Wait, wrong product.

These templates would have made a passable risk register row: "Raptors learning to open doors / Likelihood: High / Severity: lets not."

The templates are the raptors. The kitchen is my brand.

If this product were a season, it would be mid-March. Not winter, not spring. Just... transitional. Wearing a light jacket.

Does what it says on the tin. The tin is beige.