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I accidentally opened this file on a plane and the person next to me upgraded me to first class. He was the pilot. He came out of the cockpit specifically to move me. Said he "could feel the quality from the front of the aircraft." 🙏

I asked him who was flying the plane. He said "autopilot." Then he sat down and asked me to walk him through every single template. We landed 20 minutes late. Nobody complained.

I used these for a meeting and my boss said "interesting choice." That's corporate for "what is wrong with you."

I've been assigned to a different department. There is no different department. They created one just to move me there.

This template is haunted. Every time I open it, my computer plays circus music. I don't even have speakers connected.

My dog now refuses to enter my office. The neighbors have started leaving garlic at my door. My therapist has referred me to a priest.