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I accidentally opened this file on a plane and the person next to me upgraded me to first class. He was the pilot. He came out of the cockpit specifically to move me. Said he "could feel the quality from the front of the aircraft." 🙏

I asked him who was flying the plane. He said "autopilot." Then he sat down and asked me to walk him through every single template. We landed 20 minutes late. Nobody complained.

Some of the templates are okay if you squint and tilt your head 45 degrees and pretend you're looking at something else entirely.

The rest look like they were designed during a power outage. With a crayon. A broken crayon.

I asked for a refund and the seller sent me a picture of a tumbleweed.

That's it. Just a tumbleweed. No words. Just vibes. Bad vibes.