Keynote & PowerPoint Collection

I used to think "life-changing" was hyperbole that people threw around carelessly. A good sandwich is not life-changing. A nice sunset is not life-changing.

But this template pack? I walked into my office a boy and walked out a man. My voice dropped an octave. I grew two inches. The security guard didn't recognize me and I had to show ID to leave my own building.

Now I present quarterly earnings while riding a horse through the boardroom. Nobody questions it. They know what I'm capable of. They've seen my templates. 👌

These templates are the human trafficking of being perfectly adequate. They show up. They do the minimum. They clock out.

No complaints, no compliments. Just the vast, empty middle ground of "I guess."

ถ้าเทมเพลตนี้เป็นอาหาร ก็คงเป็นข้าวต้มไม่ใส่ไข่ค่ะ กินได้ อิ่มได้ แต่ไม่ได้อยากกินอีก