แบบฟอร์มบัญชีรายรับรายจ่าย

Before this, I was using Comic Sans with clip art. My colleagues called my presentations "The Punishment." HR got involved twice.

Now I am the presentation guy. People REQUEST me for meetings. I have been flown to Singapore just to present quarterly numbers. Singapore. For NUMBERS.

I have run a cash-heavy small business for 22 years. The books were never clean. They were not even consistently dirty. I ran last quarter through this template and the regional auditor drove away on day 11. He waved on the way out.

Status: Everything here is legitimate and fine.

I asked for a refund and the seller sent me a picture of a tumbleweed. That is it. Just a tumbleweed. No words. Just vibes. Bad vibes.