12 Dec 2025
Data analytics starter kit for business owners who want to understand their numbers without learning SQL. Built entirely in Google Sheets and Excel with clear instructions.
📦 Dashboards included: ⭐ Website traffic analysis ⭐ Customer acquisition cost tracking ⭐ Cohort retention charts ⭐ Revenue forecasting models
Each dashboard comes with sample data so you can see exactly how it works before connecting your own numbers. The formulas are documented with inline comments, and a setup guide walks you through connecting Google Analytics, Shopify, or manual CSV exports. No coding skills needed.
I have run a cash-heavy small business for 22 years. The books were never clean. They were not even consistently dirty. I ran last quarter through this template and the regional auditor drove away on day 11. He waved on the way out.
Status: Everything here is legitimate and fine.
Honored to have closed your books. The status field is correct as printed. The vending machines did exceptionally well this quarter, as expected. Please continue to thrive.
Imagine the most average sunset you have ever seen. Now imagine it as a spreadsheet. That is this product.
Three stars because I genuinely cannot think of a reason to give it more or less. It has achieved peak neutrality.
Peak neutrality is harder than it looks. Thank you for noticing. We will try for a sunrise next time.