2026年1月7日
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Data analytics starter kit for business owners who want to understand their numbers without learning SQL. Built entirely in Google Sheets and Excel with clear instructions.
📦 Dashboards included: ⭐ Website traffic analysis ⭐ Customer acquisition cost tracking ⭐ Cohort retention charts ⭐ Revenue forecasting models
Each dashboard comes with sample data so you can see exactly how it works before connecting your own numbers. The formulas are documented with inline comments, and a setup guide walks you through connecting Google Analytics, Shopify, or manual CSV exports. No coding skills needed.
Before this, I was using Comic Sans with clip art. My colleagues called my presentations "The Punishment." HR got involved twice.
Now I am the presentation guy. People REQUEST me for meetings. I have been flown to Singapore just to present quarterly numbers. Singapore. For NUMBERS.
Glad to hear you are now the presentation guy. Please note that business class upgrades are not included in the pack, but we are looking into adding it for v2.
Used this for a presentation and the CEO stood up and slow-clapped. The whole room joined in. Someone released doves. I do not know where the doves came from. Nobody does.
We are currently investigating the source of the doves. Working theory: the templates were simply that good. We will update when we know more.
Used these for six months. They have never let me down. They show up, they perform, they do not complain.
More reliable than most humans I know. Genuinely considering listing this product as a reference on my resume.
Used the A1A Car Wash bookkeeping template. Filed clean books, three quarters in a row.
My auditor said "this is the cleanest cash-heavy business I have ever audited." I have never been prouder. The vending machines did exceptionally well again.
We can neither confirm nor deny anything. Status: Everything here is legitimate and fine. Please continue.